Mi man in padi kam na os bifo fɔ fuk in wɛf

Wach aw wan man in padi kam to am bifo am fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit in wɛf kwik kwik wan. Mi man in padi bin spɛshal kam bifo, so na in wɛf nɔmɔ bin de na os. I bin du dis fɔ mek i go ebul fɔ fuk am we i nɔ bin de na os. Wan padi in wɛf bin gi am ti, bɔt i nɔ want fɔ drink. I de ya nɔmɔ fɔ slip wit am ɛn i de du am kwik kwik wan. Ɛn naw di man in padi bigin fɔ rudely paw di alien wɛf bay di chɛst ɛn ɔg am tayt tayt wan. Dɔn i tɔch am nia in chɛst ɛn wantɛm wantɛm i put am na in ni. Mi man in padi tek wan mɛmba ɛn bigin fɔ put am insay in mɔt to wan strenja gyal. Ɛn i bigin fɔ sok am bikɔs no ɔda tin nɔ bin de fɔ du. Wan man in padi rud rud gyal pikin na in mɔt ɛn ol in ed. Dɔn i tek in ia ɛn drɛg am go na di sofa fɔ put in jins dɔŋ frɔm am. Afta dat, i fuk in kansa ɛn di gyal pikin tinap wit in ɔndapant. Wan man in padi ɔndastand se i gɛt smɔl tɛm ɛn in padi kin kam bak ɛni tɛm. So, i de rɔsh so so ɛn i want fɔ gɛt tɛm fɔ dɔn bifo i kam. Di wɛf nɔ de fɛt igen ɛn i de fuk wit wan padi to di man ɔ uman we yu mared to. I de fred bak se in man kin kech am fɔ betray ɛn aks fɔ dɔn fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs kwik kwik wan. Dɔn bak, we dɛn de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs, di man kɔl ɛn se i nɔ go te igen i go bi. We dɛn de tɔk, dɛn kin kɔntinyu bak fɔ fuk, ɛn di wɛf kin tray nɔ fɔ mek ɛkstra sawnd. So meanly she cheat pan am. En afta dem fuk wan tu minit en di man end. Dis na di say we dɛn sɛks de dɔn. Di man in padi kin gɛda kwik kwik wan te nɔbɔdi nɔ kam na os ɛn rɔnawe. Di man nɔ ɛva kam fɔ no se tu-tri minit bifo in wɛf bin fuk am we i kam.