Cur-my-ner sex myr dooinney t'er jeet lesh beer da ben as eisht t'ee er n'yannoo ymmyd jeh [Russian, privee]

T’eh er jeet gys y ven lesh beer er-yn-oyr dy row ee er n’yannoo rish y ghraih as va’n plan echey er ny ghleiy. Ta'n ven ry-gheddyn son dooinney dy ee alcohol as chat. As t’eh er n’yannoo rish y ghraih r’ee as shen-y-fa t’eh goaill rish e beer as y chiaull. As lurg daa chop, ta'n ven ry-hoi ry-hoi as cha nel eh tushtey jeh'n red ta goll er. Agh nish t'eh er n'yannoo appease r'ee dy ghra as t'eh er n'yannoo rish, son ta'n ven Russianagh er n'immeeaght er-dy-henney. Ren ad rheynn, as ghow yn inneen goaill bwoalley dy dowin gys dooinney. As va’n ven ny lhie er e eddin as spreih e chosh lesh, as t’eh er n’yannoo y dooinney er y skyn. So easy as lurg alcohol, ghow y ven rish y ghraih, as ghow y dooinney shen v’eh er n’yannoo jeh.