T’eh er jeet stiagh as fuck eh. Ta'n dooinney gee ben lesh alcohol dy ghra [Russian, thie]

Yn raad s’easym dy ghra rish y ven, she dy choyrt da alcohol beggan dy chaghlaa, as eisht ver ee dhyt. Va'n aght shoh er obbraghey ayns y porn shoh, raad ta'n ven geddyn beer as y sparkle v'er ny choyrt, as eisht t'eh fuck ee. Ta shoh porn, raad ta ooilley ny reddyn simply as soilshey. As my shegin dhyt y red ymmyrchagh y akin myr dy ee as dy ghra rish ben, eisht t'ou er gheddyn porn er y laghyn-lhee ain lesh filmyn injil. C’raad t’eh y raad shoh dy choyrt lesh ben?