Russian Porn: Di man bin drɔnk, ɛn in wɛf fuk wit in padi nia am [Russians, yɔŋ, drɔnk, treysin, rɔng wɛf].
Wi go tɛl yu mɔ ditayli aw insay dis pɔn wɛf de fuk wit in man in padi, we di man dɔn drɔnk nia de. Di man in man ɛn in padi ɔl tri bin go na barbecue fɔ nature ɛn drink bɔku. Na di man nɔmɔ bin tɔn to wik ɛn di fɔs wan dɛn bin kɔt di fɔs wan. I ledɔm na grɔn ɛn bigin fɔ slip fɔ mek i go soba. Di wɛf ɛn in padi dis tɛm bigin fɔ kis ɛn afta dat dɛn du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs sɔm mita frɔm am. Di man dɔn drɔnk bad bad wan ɛn i nɔ ebul fɔ ɔndastand se in wɛf dɔn ɔlrɛdi de blo in padi. Ɛn afta dat dis wan wɛf bigin fɔ fuk we wan man we dɔn chak bin de ledɔm nia de. Di uman we nɔ fetful ɛn in padi fɔ in man nɔ de fred se man we dɔn chak go wek bikɔs i drink bɔku vodka. So te dɛn dɔn fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs, i nɔ bin ɔndastand se in wɛf dɔn chenj am sɔm mita frɔm am. Na dis na so wan porn stori wit wan inkɔrɛkt wɛf de sho na dis fim fɔ big pipul dɛn.